"What's New" - A message from da Mutant

03-09-10

They were supposed to save our planet.  But now BOTH Spacebabe's have been captured, and they're about to meet the evil leader of the Cheetans.  And they'll quickly get to know him far too well!  But through it all they don't seem despondent or defeated... which is strange.  If you had just blown mankind's last chance (and were about to blow an insect!) wouldn't you... Hmmmm...  We'll see - maybe there's further "Intervention" going on unseen?

OK - I'm no genius but even I know that when you do an "Alien Autopsy" - the alien's supposed to be dead!  What's with these horny intruders get'n wood and coming back to life every time some HUGE BOOBED babe gets close?  Next thing ya know there's all that alien sex goin' on and lotsa splurting and... and this chick volunteered!  Sheeez...  Then survivors of a crash landing discover that the aliens below are friendly.  REALLY friendly!  And when the inhabitants of "UNISEXUS" make you feel at home - they go all out!  "Galaxia of Terror" - where the wonder-worms roam as they stalk the naked female commandos with lust in their minds!  Cool place.  And this week there's stalking and struggling and lotsa makin' out THEN a wrenching betrayal!  Sounds like home to me!  Wrapping up this week's update is "Eradication" where the only thing get'n eradicated (fornicated... whatever) is the SpaceBabes!!!  My workman's comp rates are gonna skyrocket!

Till next week!
Mike da Mutant

03-02-10

Let's talk about "Intervention."  The movie - not some strange family business!  This week the brunette agent gets the double-bug treatment, but her unarmed associate is just kickin' ASS!  'Least up till she gets caught.  Now they're both on their way to meet the mighty CHEE, ruler of the Cheetans on the bridge of his massive battle cruiser!  Then a gorgeous space captain gets intercepted (Hijacked) by pirates as she plies her way through the stars.  But these guys are more interested in HER than her cargo!  And The "BERSERKER" is back!  She's tracked down another scientist involved in her creation and when she takes her revenge it's ALMOST worth it!  Almost. 

The Wiggly wonder worm has the gals of "Galaxia" trapped against the wall!  But if Boom-Boom can't stop it Valeria can!  Bet PITA hates her!  And the searchers are the newly lost in "Eradication."  While the captain roams the hallways looking for Ashley, she's just a few feet away in a hidden corridor - get'n balled doggy-style by some kinda droid.  Without any kissing!

C'est la viv!
Mike da Mutant

02-23-10

Bad news for planet Earth.  One of our operatives has been captured aboard Chee’s battle cruiser.  That means half of our effort to stop these killers before they reach our planet is get’n bunny humped on a hallway floor instead of killing alien invaders!  But one is still on the loose and maybe, just maybe… she’ll be the “Intervention” that we need to survive!

Boom-Boom gets a throat full of alien exploration in this week’s “Galaxia of Terror!”  She’ll get a brief reprieve - but not until she satisfies the alien wonder worm’s every urge!  Looks sticky…

Then Slid slides in another “Alien Autopsy!”  This time it’s a female alien, but the results are the same – LAB ORGY!  “A Knight in HELL” heats up as the invaders kill the men and begin their ritual rape of the women!  DIABOLICALLY GRUESOME!  As “ERADICATION” begins this week Olivia is desperately searching for Ashley after her sudden disappearance, but Ashley’s finding out first hand EXACTLY what the former crew of this vessel went through!  And it looks like she’s gonna be the next victim unless… 

Nope.  She IS the next victim!
Mike da Mutant

02-17-10

So this week two stow-away Spacebabes leave their concealment and try to work their way to the Cheetan battle cruiser’s control room.  But why is one of them armed to the teeth while the other appears defenseless?  And IF they make it to the bridge... what then?  There’s always a plan in “Intervention.”  Hell, it might even be a GOOD plan! 

Then Boomer’s getting the one-eyed-wonder-worm and it’s been SUPER-SIZED!  Worse still, it has tentacles and I believe it thinks that she’s kinda sexy!  EEEK! 

“STAR WOES” is back and this time the Princess is tested by a super-charged Whookie!  You can see the terror in her eyes as he slowly crams his BIG CHEWY all the way down her throat!  And where would the “Alien Huntress” be if she wasn’t attacked and bound and awaiting a horrible death?  Never fear, she’s knocked on her ass by a robot and after some dirty deeds she’ll be the next to die!  Unless…

And speaking of “kill ‘em all”… “Eradication” unleashes a whole can of whoop-ass on the mechanical maniacs that have overrun the USBC Phoenix and her crew!  But these critters know no fear and it’s gonna be a long bloody process to hunt ‘em all down and scrap ‘em!  But these Spacebabes will endure!  More or less…

Back on schedule – whew!
Mike da Mutant

02-11-10

DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!  I HATE being LATE!  Sorry ‘bout that fellas, but the brand new video was just a killer!  It took a lot to bring you this story, but I think it was well worth it.  “INTERVENTION” is a story that must be told.  At a time when politicians and other Earthly scum are screwing everything up and rocking your confidence you NEED to see that SOME institutions still function competently!  And SpaceBabe Central doesn’t equivocate, negotiate or otherwise fuck-aroundi-gate!  We just deal with the problem – once and for all.


The exciting conclusion of Slid’s “Babes in Black” is up and Briaeros’ amazing “Galaxia of Terror” is back with chapter two!  James Lemay’s “Stacy Future” gets a fresh chapter (and a new friend?) while the “Eradication” photo story reveals WHY we don’t mess with alien incursions.  Too damn dangerous – kill ‘em ALL!


Tired but triumphant! 
Mike da Mutant

02-02-10

Even if Shannon emerges victorious, she’ll still be slaved to the “DEATHMATCH.”  But the only alternative is… death.  So another challenger must fall.  And the cycle begins again.  But there’s good news – the “Babes in Black” are coming to the rescue!  For somebody else that is.  Kinda.  Well, after a few setbacks…  But I’m sure they’ll get their alien!  Mostly sure.  Check out Slid’s new comic and find out!  Then part 2 of last week’s “ABDUCTION” is up and you’ll see first hand the fate of those that mess with Spacebabes!  HA!  TAKE THAT evil doers!

There’s a new photo story in the offing.  When one of Spacebabe Command’s ships goes dark there’s only one explanation.  Aliens!  So we’re sending in the exterminators with orders to get that ship back and perform a ship-wide “ERADICATION!”  Starts NOW! 


OH boy!  REAL treat for ya stating this week and going on for the next eight weeks, too!  Briaeros created the stunning “Galaxia of Terror” series six years ago and it’s being repeated now for the first time.  And this time it’s gonna smack you every WEEK instead of monthly.  It’s a fantastic story that’ll suck you into the desperate defense of the Battlestar NEBULA and last remnants of the human race! 

And next week there’s a new movie!
Mike da Mutant

01-26-10

This week the conclusion of “Return to Dethlion” is up.  An act of desperation marks the death of another peaceful indigenous life form by the evil humans!  Yep, those pesky Spacebabes have done it again – ignoring the potential environmental consequences!  Tsk, tsk.  And there’s been another “Abduction,” but this time it’s not an earthling and it didn’t happen from someone’s back seat!  And a new short series begins with issue one of “A Knight in HELL.”  A gorgeous biker babe hits town just as all HELL breaks loose!

And sadly, it’s the FINAL CHAPTER of “Jane Deerborn!”  If you miss the conclusion your life we be forever diminished!  Don’t do it!  YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!  And it didn’t work twice, but Princess Bella tries one more time to zap herself out of harm's way.  But Shannon’s got her teeth sunk deep in the royal’s ass, and she’s not gonna let go!

Lotsa new stuff next week!
Mike da Mutant

01-19-10

This week the “Alien Huntress” is seducing a nice alien couple.  As she says, “Her job has perks!”  But after the orgasms things get serious, and she takes what she needs at gunpoint – ANYTHING to follow her destiny and uncover the traitor at Spacebabe Command.  But she feels eyes upon her back (probably her ass!) and she sidesteps to confront a new threat.  Or maybe a lover?  Shannon manages to hang on once more as Princess Bella teleports again.  The galactic royal may have had enough, but Shannon’s just hitting her stride!  “DEATHMATCH: The CHALLENGE” – it’s a Galactic Free-for-all!

“Jane Deerborn” sees her lover gunned down before her eyes, and as the humans gloat over the kill she’s RAGING!  Nothing - on either planet - can stop her revenge… and it’s gonna be bloody!  Cruelty is a trait that the Knights of Justice and the rebels they oppose have in common.  Massive retaliation follows one horrible death, and revenge is the theme of the day as the body count mounts in Red Duke’s “Perspectives II!”  Then “Return to Dethlion” gets wet as the giant prepares to drown the tiny human in… uh… appreciation.  Her only hope is her companion and the puny weapons that she might have on hand.  Better work - or she’s TOAST!

Gotta hold the line somewhere.
Mike da Mutant

01-12-10

This week Princess Bella decides that discretion is the better part of valor and tries to escape.  But Shannon follows her right in.  After all, it was the princess who offered the “DEATHMATCH Challenge!”  Then you’re about to get in on the birth of new series.  “Berserker” kicks off today as an alien experiment to create the perfect human sex slave has… unexpected consequences!  “The Search for Jane Deerborn” is nearly over.  Jane's past comes back in narration from her alien companion and Jane has reason for relief.  But it’s not over yet! 

Then “Return to Dethlion” is back and while one gal discovers the hard way that she can’t outrun a giant, the other is supposed to be mounting some kind of counter-attack.  But is that what’s really happening?  And “Passive Aggressive” – a short story from Ray Husac is up.  It’s been a long day and he was just trying to catch some ZZzzzs before dawn.  Imagine his confusion as he awakes to discover two completely gorgeous alien babes who frantically need to “breed!”

I’ll take some of that!
Mike da Mutant

01-05-10

The stage is set for a showdown as “Jane Deerborn” finds out more about who – and what – she is.  The slavers are closing in and there’s nowhere left to hide for the busty alien beauty.  Two short stories up this week.  “Attack of the Space Squid” (pretty self-explanatory, GREAT artwork) and “Ransom” – all about a valuable gene pool that’s about to be exploited!  Again and again and…

“DEATHMATCH: The CHALLENGE”… man.  Whatta titanic tit battle!!!  Shannon’s Spacebabe Central’s big gun, but she’s barely holding her own against Princess Bella.  The royal with the oh-so-perfect body is determined that Shannon is gonna go down hard – but so far the only real loss that either has had is their clothes!  And we’re okay with that!  And if you get the bright idea to “Return to Dethlion” – don’t.  There’s a giant alien critter there that’s really got a thing for Spacebabes!  Nobody knows how many he’s had, but he’s hot on the trail of two more!  Maybe they go well with fondue? 

Hell, I’ll try some.
Mike da Mutant